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The Swinging Johnson Brothers’ Newsletter

Upcoming Events
This Saturday April 24th, 2004 The Johnson’s will be playing at the Ellen Henslee birthday party in Rialto. The Show starts at 7:00 and will run for one hour. This will NOT be a family show just to let you know. There is no charge, but we ask that you bring something to the party.

The Coffee Depot
Of course we still have our regularly scheduled show at the Coffee Depot every second and fourth Sunday of the month.
The next dates will be:
THIS SUNDAY!! 4/25/04, also 5/9/04, 5/23/04, and 6/13/04

Keep watching for updates

In Case You Were Wondering
We have been performing a lot of original songs recently. Just for your info, they’re called:
Most Recently:
“The Lesson” – M.C. Yard-bird and Chew Toy
“Sports Center Junkie” – Alcoser, Ryan, Quinn, and Chris
“Cock-eyed Man” – Alcoser, Ryan, Quinn, and Chris
Other songs you may not have heard:
“Down at the Porn Store” – Alcoser and Chris at an upcoming private event.
“In Your Shed” – Ryan and Toby at Storage U.S.A.

Special thanks goes out to Alcoser “The Shiv” Johnson for providing us with the lovely music. For a song list or lyrics, e-mail us:
Info@swingingjohnson.com

Advertising
This is an opportunity for us to push our wears shamelessly. Example:
The Brothers will be releasing an album in the near future and 2 DVDs in the more distant future, so look out. Also, The Swinging Johnson Brothers will soon have t-shirts and hats that you can buy, or maybe win as gifts.

Keeping Up With the Johnsons
Moon-Doggie is on the road to freedom. Strangling Jack finished his first two days of community service. Alcoser the Shiv. Has become a fixture at Juan’s house, and is now affectionately referred to as the guy on the couch. There is still no word from Enormous, but the good news is that Clipper Johnson hates North Carolina. As for Mongo, well, he’s been the best Mongo anyone could ever ask him to be.
Strangling Jack just finished playing the Grim Reaper in an award-worthy short called, “Amor Y Muerte.” Juan’s mother is having a party this Saturday, and the Swinging Johnson Brothers will be performing. Moon-Doggie adopted Clipper’s old house along with the gifted white rapper and beat producer, Van, who lives in the garage.
Also, Juan and Strangling Jack will soon be hosting a weekly Karaoke show at Guadalaharry’s insane Bernardino. It should be fun.

Hollywood Land – The Tale of Strangling Jack
(To the tune of Gilligan’s Island)

Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale
A tale of a fateful street
They came here for the tropic palms
And California heat
The city started filling up
With millionaires and thieves
The reason for this motley crew;
The film Industry, the film industry
So I moved in there with my friend
In the house behind the stars
With Rasta-Man
The porn star too
The Dancing Queen
And his “friend”
The Satanist

The junkie and
Superman
Here in Hollywood Land

I Was There!
If you would like a copy of any Swinging Johnson Brothers’ show, contact us and the tape is just $7.00 if we have it.
Episodes
3/14/04
2/08/04
Storage U.S.A. - (Poor sound quality)
- Please excuse the video quality, it will get better…we hope.

Questions?
If you would like to know about booking The Swinging Johnson Brothers, would like to refer us to a venue, or have any other questions, please call:
909.709.6050 or 909.800.7992
Or e-mail:
info@swingingjohnson.com

‘Till Next Time
- Have a ball!!

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