August
2007 Calander
The
Depot Show
The
Swinging Johnson Brothers are back after a 4 week break
on AUG 12 with new games and special
musical guest, Pickle
Hat. We are coming back with a fresh show including
new games and a exciting new musical guest!
The
Johnson Brothers want to bring audience participation
to a new level with a new game called "the sounds
of Johnson". It's your chance to help the Johnsons--
orally. Also featuring new games "Sausage
Party" and "Montage" the Johnson are
getting fresh with the audience live.
One
of the new games we'll be playing is "Props."
So if you have a weird or wonderful or edible object
lying around the house, bring it to the show, and we'll
use it in the game.(Please don't bring anything valuable
it's comedians we're dealing with not accountants.)
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For more
info, contact:
info@swingingjohnson.com
951.500.0516 or 909.800.7992
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SJBR - Swinging Johnson
Brothers Radio on ERROR FM
Friday
nights at 7 the Swinging Johnson Brothers are now penitrating
the radio waves.
ERROR
FM had DJ
Funk reach out and touch some Johnsons and they all
got down and dirty until everyone was into it. So it got
off and it's starting to blow all over the place. Special
thanks to the enigmatic "Meatie"
and the guys from ERROR
FM (a station based out of the UK). "Your Johnsons
belong on the radio." said Funk of Funk
FM. Since they already had a face for radio it's kicking
off with a big bang. |
click to visit errorfm.com |
After a few weeks of intense procrastination the Johnsons
will be broadcast live, Friday's at 7."To be honest
it's not the first time we've penetrated an ear.."
, Juan Johnsons said. "Sometimes
it's better to hear a Johnson then it is to see a Johnson!",
exclaimed Dick Johnson.Now
you can have multiple Johnsons live, in your home,",
Strangling
Jack said, "Now that's a sausage party!"
"They
had the Johsons do it orally...", Wilber
Johnson said, "it
was hotter
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than two rats f*%#ing in a wool sock."
Audio engineer D-MiZE and live guests
like Pickle
Hat are sure to make this something to miss your wife's
dad's funeral for.
C'mon he wasn't your dad...
From the opening theme by Hobo
Jazz to the Celebrity call in's to the live improvised
segments you can close your eye's and feel the Johnson
show penetrate
your ears.
There's radio moments, audience
call-ins, a ton of characters
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and
not to mention your favorite Johnsons.
There are Give-A-Ways for suggestions that you can submit
via online chat, "We don't have the call in number
yet", said Juan
Johnson, "but it's definitely on the way."
Until then you'll have to keep an eye on swingingjohnson.com
for details and updates.
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Tommy
Chong Favorites the Swinging Johnson Brothers on Youtube.com
You may notice more an more of our SJB video links have
switched over to youtube.com hosting. We're making it
our primary video host. The Swinging Johnson Brothers
joined Youtube in April of last year. Since then we've
accumulated over 130,000 views. And has opened us up to
a whole new audiences and opportunities. Last winter we
became the 11th most watched comedians on Youtube with
"The Fake Daily Show" If we would have made
10th we would have let Juan out of the closet of pain.
But F** *that guy. |
That's Right, thee Tommy Chong has added your friendly
neighborhood Johnson Brothers to his list of favorite
things to watch on his personal youtube.com account.
The Johnsonware sketch where Strangling Jack dawns a
beard and a 70's outfit and becomes Tommy Chong slinging
a new way to separate your favorite uppers, downers,
laughers, and screamers. It seems Tommy can take a joke.
Who knows, maybe some day there'll be a Smokey Johnson.
There's even a perfect role for him in Driving Bill
Crazy.
You listening Tommy?
To the left is a nifty diagram to better illustrate our
coolness.
See for yourself:
http://youtube.com/user/citizenchong
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-This year’s Youtube tally:
Over 130,000 views!!
If
you haven't checked it out yet, stop by our channell
It's usually the first place we premier our new
videos.
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Juan’s
Top 10 Pickup Lines
1."So, what's your screen name?"
2."My mom is passed out on meds. Wanna come
over?"
3."Get into the back of my van, I'm not kidding."
4."I'm a tenth level wizard. Wanna see my cape?"
5."So, have you ever been to Czechoslovakia?
Perhaps the Soviet Union?"
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6."Hey,
its singles night at the Scientology Center."
7."Let's go pray."
8."Wanna see my junk?"
9."Have you ever seen the inside of a public
utilities bathroom?"
10. (Walk up and spit on someone) "Can I help
you get out of them wet clothes?"
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For more of
Juan's Top 10's and other Johnson Brothers' Blogs, check
out our profile on myspace.
www.myspace.com/swingingjohnsonbrothers |
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