We know, we know! You searched Swinging, or Johnson, or some combination of both and ended up here. A comedy site. We tried for a while having some porn, but none of us look that good naked, except maybe Li'l Pete but she is really hard to sneak up on. Oh and nobody was checking out anything else. (Check out the video section for your best chance at a "wardrobe problem".) If you are still interested in Swinging or Johnsons only please fill out the guest book.
If your are interested in the Swinging Johnson Brothers come see us live or watch or video clips in the media section. You know what I'm sorry, I just realized I have been ordering you around. Please feel free to do whatever you want. Great now I am on some Government list as a free thinker.
I hate the internet .

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