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Also
know as the Flying Zucchini, Li'l Pete was raised the illegitimate
daughter of Juan Valdez. Her father abandoned her, after years
of eating raw coffee beans led to her being diagnosed with attention
deficit disorder. Adopted by george and Irlene Johnson in the
Early nineteen eighties, Li'l Pete became the newest member of
the Swinging Johnson BrothersTraveling Circus. A freak accident
forced Li'l Pete's trapeze career into early retirement, and left
her with an arthritic big toe. She spent the early nineties hopping
from job to job as an auto mechanic, In-N-Out fries girl, and
inspector 27 at the dog food plant. In 2004, Li'l Pete was re-united
with her brothers Juan, Moondoggie, Clipper, Strangling Jack,
and Hung Lo. Together they travel the Inland Empire fighting crime,
and campaigning for mandatory daily Ritalin in our public schools. |
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