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Moon doggies story starts off like so many other stories; he'd had the best of everything his whole life. He was sent to the best private schools money could buy where he quickly established a strong arm racketeering ring, specializing in off track betting, cigarettes, and passing grades.

He'd made his first million at the tender age of 15. He reinvested everything into a "sure thing", the revival of Beta-Max a far superior personal video recorder and player. Unfortunately, the entire shipment was hijacked by pirates and they were so angered at the fact it was Beta-Max not only did they destroyed all the cargo, they vowed to destroy the evil empire responsible.

This being Moon doggie and Moon doggie only he had no choice. He spent the meager remains of his once vast fortune on plastic surgery and six weeks in a hotel in Hollister, Ca. (the best six weeks of his life.)

Moodoggie, completely embarrassed by his financial failings and still hiding from the angry mob of Pirates became a Man-Servant to a minor dignitary in a tiny European nation and was single handedly responsible for the collapse of the Soviet Union (big whoop). Not purposely mind you he was simply trying to impress the new upstairs maid.
Safely back in the United States Moondoggie began to rebuild. He'd known all along what his true calling was.. origami. He became a national champion, traveling the world due to this notoriety the Pirates picked up his trail. soon he was again running for his life.

Today Moon doggie looks back and regrets nothing, well except for the month he spent in an all female Brazilian institute for the criminally insane. It wasn't as fun as it sounds.